“There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.”
It’s autumn, so of course The Great British Bake Off is in full swing. If you, like us, prefer to eat the fruits of someone else’s labour rather than roll your own sleeves up, indulge in the ultimate gastronomic treat; afternoon tea. We’re not sure why miniature versions of everything taste so good, but they do, and London is home to some of the world’s very best and most inventive pastry chefs, creating these mouth-wateringly pretty miniatures for your delectation.
Henry James may be an American but it seems he was a devotee of our great British tea tradition too. “There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea”. We concur. Here are some of London’s best.
1. Rosewood London, Covent Garden
The best afternoon tea in London for... art lovers
Cubism, Pablo Picasso’s abstract style, and Andy Warhol’s Pop Art inspired Mark Perkins to create six of his own mini masterpieces for afternoon tea at the Rosewood. And he has done so with aplomb, scooping Best Contemporary Afternoon Tea in the UK for the second year running. Served in the Rosewood Hotel's elegant Mirror Room, the eye-catching pastries – including a cake disguised as a tomato soup can – are accompanied by finger sandwiches, scones and loose-leaf teas. Perkins set the bar high last year, creating desserts celebrating artists such as Banksy and Damien Hirst. Prepare to be wowed.
What: Art Afternoon Tea at the Mirror Room, Rosewood London hotel Address: 252 High Holborn, London WC1V 7EN, 020 7781 8888 Price: from £49 per person Website: rosewoodhotels.com
2. Aqua Shard, London Bridge
The best afternoon tea in London for... the view
You may forget to look at what you're eating. Aqua Shard is on level 31. The view is exceptional. Gaze slack-jawed at London in all its glory until you remember there's a feast before you. For its afternoon tea menu, Aqua Shard has taken inspiration from one of our favourite childhood characters and made us feel very nostalgic. There's bespoke Mary Poppins crockery, and a tea stand with umbrella and silver booted feet. Fingers sandwiches and crumpets - Mary Poppins’ favourite - feature alongside Mrs Brill’s homemade scones. Champagne flutes are decked out with a kite that flies from the glass and guests can add ‘medicine’, in the form of homemade liqueurs. Our favourites; the golden syrup tart and Mary Poppins’ hat - a ‘Cherry Tree Lane’ mousse covered in dark chocolate. Eat your way down memory lane, and take some amazing photos of London while you're at it.
What: Mary Poppins Afternoon Tea at Aqua Shard Address: 32 London Bridge Street, London SE1 9SG, 020 3011 1256 Price: from £49 per person Website: aquashard.co.uk
3. The Berkeley, Knightsbridge
The best afternoon tea in London for... fashion lovers
Prêt-à-Portea is older than Harper Beckham. The Berkeley launched its now legendary designer tea back in 2006, when most hotels in London drew the line at anything more outré than sandwiches and scones. Nowadays, the vogue is for quirky, themed afternoon teas, and The Berkeley did it first. Every six months, its menu of couture cakes changes to reflect the latest catwalk trends and designs – for S/S18 the likes of Tom Ford, Miu Miu and Ralph & Russo have been immortalised in sponge form. Enjoy these creative cakes with savoury skewers, tasting spoons, canapés, sandwiches and tea, of course.
What: Prêt-à-Portea at The Berkeley Address: Wilton Place, Knightsbridge, London SW1X 7RL, 020 7235 6000 Price: from £52 per person Website: the-berkeley.co.uk
4. The Lanesborough, Hyde Park Corner
The best afternoon tea in London for... Instagramming
This, possibly the prettiest tea in town, is the one for you if you prefer traditional with an Instagrammable twist. Visit the Victoria and Albert Museum nearby in South Kensington to see Frida Kahlo: Making Her Self Up then head to The Lanesborough for an afternoon tea inspired by the Mexican artist. Settle down in five-star comfort in the hotel’s Michelin-starred dining room, Céleste, to the sound of piano music and sip Agua de Jamaica, the classic Mexican water flavoured with hibiscus typically drank in the merienda (afternoon). Yes there are scones and sandwiches but there’s also corn sablé with dulce de leche, margarita baba and Mexican spiced hot chocolate.
What: Frida Kahlo Inspired Afternoon Tea at The Lanesborough Address: Hyde Park Corner, SW1X 7TA, 020 7259 5599 Price: from £39 per person Website: oetkercollection.com
5. Xu London, Soho
The best afternoon tea in London for... Eastern treats
Afternoon tea is interpreted in different ways across the world, and Xu London, located between Soho and Chinatown, is here to serve you in true Taiwanese tea ceremony style. Start with a glass of seasonal cold brew tea and then choose two more hot teas from the extensive menu. Enjoy sweet potato dumplings and girolles puffs before tackling traditionally Taiwanese, and very more-ish, pastries such as fried peanut mochi, pineapple cake and hawthorn berry jelly.
What: Afternoon Tea Ceremony Set at Xu London Address: 30 Rupert Street, W1D 6DL, 020 3319 8147 Price: from £32 per person Website: xulondon.com
6. Brown's Hotel, Mayfair
The best afternoon tea in London for... health junkies
Brown’s claim to baking fame is that Queen Victoria loved to take tea there. While you can still enjoy a classic cream-and-jam-smudged feast if you have a sweet tooth like Her Majesty, there is a great new option for those who prefer to take sugar on the side. Tea-Tox is also served in the wood-panelled English Tea Room, livened up by Paul Smith floor lamps and contemporary artwork. Feast on crispy tortilla with cepes cream and shimenji mushroom, salted date caramel sauce, and Matcha raspberry cheesecake.
What: Tea-Tox Healthy Afternoon Tea at Brown's Hotel Address: Albemarle Street, Mayfair, W1S 4BP, 020 7493 6020 Price: from £55 per person Website: roccofortehotels.com
7. Dandelyan at The Mondrian, Southbank
The best afternoon tea in London for... cocktails
Four courses, four botanical cocktails – this is Wyld Tea Chapter Two. For those of you who feel alcohol is the ideal foil to anything you may consume this is the tea for you. Ryan ‘Mr. Lyan’ Chetiyawardana has taken inspiration from Dandelyan’s ‘Modern Life of Plants’ cocktail menu, which explores the role that global large-scale production has had on plant life and the everyday ingredients used in the food and drink industry. Wyld promises a “healthy dose of 70s kitsch with each course, in a nod to the original Platner designed Sea Containers building”. Gorge on Curaçao smoked duck, grape and sherry jam, Earl Grey Vermouth custard tart and French Martini blancmange.
What: Wyld Tea Chapter Two at Dandelyan, The Mondrian Address: 20 Upper Ground, South Bank, SE1 9PD, 020 3747 1000 Price: from £38 per person Website: dandelyanbar.com